Petty Annoyances

Let's just get this one straight. There are no vegan children. There are no vegetarian children. No sugar-free diet children. No farm...

A six year old boy or girl comes out on stage in formal attire, bows to applause, sits down at the piano, and proceeds to play some lig...

This is simple, people. The original recipe is the one that built the brand. It's the one that people bought by the millions. It's C...

Let’s say I walked into your house, took a dining room chair, and placed it facing a wall, with about 12 inches of clearance. Then I sat yo...

It's complicated. How do you know? Because I said so. Is this as good as it gets? Something's gotta give. Do these bland phrases a...

$500 to $750. That's how much I was told it would cost to frame a shirt I had brought in to Aaron Brothers. And the price, you understan...

Why isn't Thanksgiving dinner ever hot enough? Is it because everything sits out too long prior to the meal? Why must we always sit dow...

So why does the peanut donut always get included in the dozen? Why is it mandatory? Why do the donut stores even make the peanut donut? My p...

Is there anything more unpleasant than watching an adult human being coo and fuss and babble in front of a house cat? You know, that syrupy,...

How is talking on a cell phone any different, or any more distracting than talking to someone in the backseat? Really, how is it different? ...

Here's another one of those Mensa-type errors in judgment that to me seems perfectly avoidable. The Mensa problem is that people who are...

There's never been a truer statement. Own a pit bull terrier? If so you're a moron. You can't not be. Show me the counter exampl...

Imagine a guy who boasts to everyone that he's in Mensa. What would you think of a guy who boasts about being in Mensa? Would you have a...

I am fed up with this. I just spent a week as the houseguest of a very nice woman, who despite all her positive qualities had a terrible and...

241. A post office clerk who won't let you borrow the packing tape. 242. An usher making an announcement before the movie. 243. The fact...