Petty Annoyances

I've taken a strong stand against bullshit on these pages, so it only seems fair that I own up to my own periodic bullshit. Because I do...

This letter showed up in my email inbox today. I'm baffled. It's either an honestly mismailed personal letter, or the most fiendish ...

"Bum a smoke?" asked the guy on the street yesterday. I don't smoke, never have. But I wish I did. I would have said "...

Well, this is it. This is the big one. This is the one I've been saving. The ultimate petty annoyance that towers over the rest. I wante...

Have you ever seen someone steal newspapers out of a newspaper machine? Meaning - they pay for one paper and take several? Or all of them? ...

One little extra note about the library porn patrol. There are also plenty of people gambling online and playing video games too. While I...

Normally, I'm a major First Amendment cheerleader. You want to burn a flag? Fine. You want to hold a KKK rally? What time. You want a sh...

Every year when this rolls around, I think “Wow, this thing really does still exist.” I mean, let’s face it, this peculiar pageant has cease...

Teen Wolf Too The Search for Curly's Gold The Whole Ten Yards Look Who's Talking Too! The Friday After Next K-911 Analyze That...

I play a lot of casino poker, so it was only a matter of time before I got around to listing my top pet peeves at the poker table. Hopefully...

This is the first time I've been a full time student in over 6 years. It's been pretty much a blast so far. It really is preferable ...

Last week I was at the DMV getting my new plates. Since it's only $36 annually to have a personalized license plate in Nevada I thought ...

A long title for a simple complaint. This is something I've observed many times, in many guises, and just seethe at. Whether it's a ...

There is just nothing more disgusting than Man Ass. Whether it’s lean or chunky, saggy or pert, hairy or olympic-swimmer-smooth, it’s the fo...

Here’s my argument for today: Protests don’t work. This annoys me because it’s as if I’m the only one who realizes it. Whether it’s a ful...