Petty Annoyances

Some women want to keep their names after marriage. Good for them. Some women don't want the prefix Mrs. either. Fine. Great. And now, m...

181. Old people who are just now reaching the stage of email proficiency where it seems like a great idea to send out massive amounts of for...

To recap the discussion about Dr... you know, the guy running for president who was the subject of the last column. I can't actually say...

You know, loyal reader, that I can't stand the presidential candidates who have no chance and yet insist on clogging the debate stages. ...

Nearly every August, when I'm hit with all the back-to-school ads, I see an enormous amount of Elmer's Glue placed front and center....

Every so often, I still see someone piously taking out the scissors to thoroughly carve up a six-pack plastic ring, or "yoke" befo...

That's right readers, don't be a dusthole. For at least the last year or two there have been these billboards all around Las Vegas c...

So I had the opportunity to rewatch this movie recently. The original Willy Wonka. A fine, fine film in my opinion. Has it aged well? Eh, mo...

I'm going to have to go into full soapbox mode for this one, so everyone should probably stand back. In fact you may just want to browse...

Isn't it true that there are certain businesses that just shouldn't advertise? Especially on TV? When you see a lawyer standing in f...

Isn't this just the biggest crock? I'm afraid I missed the long, slow buildup to what is currently an enormous cinematic debacle. Ju...

I mean wtf? As usual, I'm the one who has to give voice to what I'm sure is an unspoken, private complaint of millions. My whole lif...

And now, let's talk about flags at gas stations. Huge, ginormous American Flags. Really big flags. Flags so large you need powerful, gal...

161. Movies where characters demonstrate how masculine and tough they are by taking a Tylenol and just swallowing it without water. Does any...

With all of these politicians announcing their candidacy in the past week, we should all get mentally ready for the TWO YEARS of the 2008 pr...